you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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