Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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