I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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