yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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