I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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