If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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