sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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