So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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