I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
