You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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