Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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