I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??