Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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