so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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