Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I seem to have left my pride at pride
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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