I hate all girls vehemently.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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