If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
