well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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