Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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