yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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