Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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