he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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