Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i already hear my dad disowning me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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