I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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