Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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