Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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