Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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