I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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