just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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