Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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