ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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