i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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