oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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