watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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