Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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