is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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