The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
These tits shall not be calmed
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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