Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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