the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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