Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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