I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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