is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
They took my balls.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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