When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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