That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just high enough for therapy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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