Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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