You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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