Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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