i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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