I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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