He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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