dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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