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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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