So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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