hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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