There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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