Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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