Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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