the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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